Did they learn nothing from the horrors of our youthful misadventures? Who looked back at pictures of the flower of 80s youth looking like a sack of spuds in blouson, elasticated, patterned cotton trousers and thought 'Now THERE is a look worth bringing back'?
I've spotted several examples of the form around Shoreditch over the last couple of years and I can safely say that, twenty years on, they look just as unflattering now as they did then. No bum, however hip or trim, is flattered by such a garment.
Step away, your future self will thank you.